BlackRose11A

“[Name]. Code fucking red. We have a problem. [Name] do you copy.” “I copy. What’s the problem?” “Dude I may faint I need you to come and catch me.” “Wait. What?” “This is urgent, man. This is totally ser-fucking-ious. You gotta change my last name to Black because this is serious.” “Okay?” “This is like so serious it deserves an a rating. Triple a.” “Alright dude. What’s up?” “I might even need life alert. Get me a life alert.” “Dave.” “[Name].” “Dave.” “[